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Ok had you ever encountered a situation where you suddenly met your long time friends..and at the end of the your meeting he/she asked for you phone number..?

for example

Sipulan 1 : Heyy..aren't you Shauki..?

Shauki: Omg..its you!! what a surprise..!!

~ brok brek brok brek brok brek...~

Sipulan 1: shauki come give me your num..maybe we can met again..really sorry because my husband called and i must go

Shauki: sure here's mine 012-XXXXXXX..come give me yours..

Sipulan 1: you did'nt have my number..?
Shauki: I had it but my phone got stolen..

ok now come the mose critical part,

Shauki: Hey whats is your name eh?
Sipulan1: OMg..you didnt remember my name through all our conversation..? haow could you

see shauki had done a vital sin in friendship that is forgoting that sipulan's name...it should be like this!!

Shauki: Hey I kinda anxious.. what you popular name you want for your number..?
Sipulan1: you know that ppl used to called me hambar..herm..you put hambariah lah..

see how the tone changed..? try to dragged the conversation to know her current name ..hehehe al the best.. so far i used thi self invented technique and scored 10/10

p/s: we are not trying to cheat..but we just love to forget stuff(byk makan semut kot..) yet we dont want to hurt our friend's feeling...ehehehehe all the best to you!

Kuiz FB..Menteri mana yg aku patot jadi

ahahaha..Im kinda shocked with the result tho..

after some questionnaires..here are the result..

Anda sebenarnya seorang yang lemah lembut dan murah dengan senyuman, sesuai dengan tugas anda sebagai ketua kepada semua golongan pendidik. Anda juga seorang yang patuh dalam melaksanakan dasar negara. Yang penting bagi anda, biarlah kita bekorban sekarang, yang penting dalam jangka masa panjang nanti sebab generasi sekarang perlu dibentuk dan dibimbing hari ini untuk menjadi pemimpin esok. Anda juga seorang yang tidak suka mengulang arahan atau pendirian dua, tiga kali. Rakyat perlulah faham yang dasar dibuat sekarang ni kalau berpatah balik akan melibatkan kerugian yang lebih banyak. Tak perlulah tengok kesilapan yang dibuat dulu, anda mahu semua pandang kedepan. Tak guna menyesal.


ahahaha..forshadowing much on my future jobs...ngarot jer FB neh..

A piece of advice

this i quoted from a good book..

"if you have power..be powerful or you are bloodifull"

hmm...been lots of stuff happe during ma time before came back to ipoh..but 1 ocassion i rally cant forget..but what i can say is..dun ever regret trying and try to rationalise before trying...huhu

"you are smart to try but dumb for not thinking before trying"

hehehe lama tak speaking aih...k till next time eyh..daa..

Hikayat Malang si Syakir

ada lah makhluk tuhan neh yg bergelar housemate aku...dia dak padang besaq...ahahha..dalam percubaan beliau untuk balik ke kpg halaman..beliau telah membeli tiket ke kg beliau..malangnya..dalam perjalanan balik..beliau sepatutnya bertukar bas ke pdg besaq di stesen duta..tetapi..malang...beliau gagal...beliau terus hanyut dilayan gelombang kota dan terus ke bumi tuhan yg tak tergapai..iaitu mimpi...ahahhaha

then sorg kawan dia yg sedang bermain camera..pada pukul 2.00 bercadang utk gerak ke kemar utk beradu..akan tetabi beliau dihujani oleh bertan2 call menyatakan..bahawa...

"weii..aku silap naik baih dowh..aku kat teluk intan neh"

aku bertanya.. "wei ang wat pa kat teluk intan"

beliau jawap "aku silapppp nek baih....tlg wei apa2 patut"

aku pun pergi ke emak dan meminta kunci kereta...lalu bertolak ke rumah safri utk pergi mendapatkan kawan ku yg malang...ahahahha dalam pejalanan 2.30 pagi tuh ada macam2 atas jalan..Kerbau tidoq...lembu lintas..seb bek tada benda putih terbang jer..kalu tak...wallahuaalam...

selepas semua selesai..baru aku sedar aku dah sengguk tahap mat pet tak dapat barang kenapa..?

waktu kejadian.. 2.30pg

betolak ke tluk intan.. sampai 3.50 (average speed 120)

makan mee gorneg dulu (lapaq gila..)

balik semula sampai ipoh... 5.30...

thx tu mr safri dan ayah nya..kerana sgt arif ttg jalan kat area sana..kalu aku p sorg2 mmg jawabnya tido dalam keta la..ahahahha..

off to epoh

hahaha after njoying soo much life in Keyell..now its time for me to back to hometown and work..work..and work....gud bye all..hurm hope we will meet again dilain hari..tata~! radang jgn lupa angkat kain aku!! tak angkat siap ko!!

Sahutlah cabaran main pengsan2!!

during the time in pangkor I had accepted the challenge form 1 person!! mari main pengsan2...here are the result...

kat koridor R&R rawang..

Tepi tayar bas...!! (kaki popyat tuh...ahahaha)

Dpan lumut waterfront?? tak ada masalah!!!
En.Cat pun nk join...ahahaha ada bakat...

Beralaskan en. weng? penuh kawalan...ahahahhaha

dah mcm dugong dah...hampeh...

skill terbaru..dua dugong bertindih...muahahahaha giler...

so..apa tunggu lagi..mari kita sebarkan wabak ini...ahahaha..jgn lupa kesat muka cepat2..takot kotoran mengganggu gugat anda nnti...ahehehehe...

Pangkor In memmories

snorkeling, island hoping..wah..kida fun to hear aite.. ahaha basically it was just bunch of 50++ ppl trying to releife tension and spend time with their friends..here are some of the remaining activity..kinda syiok that I can ride a bike again..take a ride on banana boat lg..best..ahaehehehe...

hehehe safri suma pun epii jer...nih nek banana bot laks..


then ptg ada telematch plak...agak sronot gak la..men tarik tali..lari dalam guni..tapi guni muat stgh jer ngn aku...ahahah sial jer sapa prepare guni tuh...kump PUAKA tetap da bom!!!
kantoi sket muka pulun lari dalam guni..ahahhaha

malam plak njow men billiard, dinner....and yg agak best...karok!!! ahaha aku nyanyi tuh beb...


hahahaha then ada special perfomance dari cik togo kita..sian dia tak pasal2 aku pekena dia kena karok...muehehe..gud job bro...

then suma org balik heppi..sok btolak balik p keyell balik..shopping skit..ahahah overall sgt heppi...

ni pic sbelum balik ahahahaha
ahahah tu lah life kami kat pangkor..rugi besaq la sapa tak p...ahahahaha nk balik ipoh dah neh..see ya...